I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.
I realized why you’re not my cup of tea.
I drink coffee.
i wanna ride your dick but i also want to make you cookies and tell you how much of a good person you are
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment