whorville:

I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.

Blaze it

12:34 am  •  23 April 2014  •  183,346 notes

I realized why you’re not my cup of tea.

I drink coffee.

― Melanie, Movielike (via luminiou-s)

(Source: chicagoflight)

12:24 am  •  23 April 2014  •  84,110 notes
I’m sorry I’m not clingy and attached. I have this rare disorder called self esteem and the side effects are not giving a fuck.
12:12 am  •  23 April 2014  •  1 note

i wanna ride your dick but i also want to make you cookies and tell you how much of a good person you are

(Source: senpai-noticed-you-so-he)

12:02 am  •  23 April 2014  •  139,029 notes

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

10:01 pm  •  22 April 2014  •  129,751 notes